So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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