we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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