Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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