Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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