ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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