i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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