real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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