you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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