i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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