i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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