Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
