question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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