i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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