I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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