It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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