Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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