Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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