She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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