The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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