Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The air taste purple.
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