He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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