I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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