as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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