I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
