Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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