So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I need water and some morals
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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