Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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