We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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