Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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