I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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