I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
