That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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