her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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