so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We're too hungover to prance.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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