I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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