come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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