some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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