We should be called the Road Head Warriors
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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