Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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