My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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