who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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