im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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