well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just blew my weed a kiss
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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