The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also, beer. Big fan.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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