Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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