try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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