It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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