Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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