Do vagina's smell?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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