the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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