did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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