i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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