I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
