he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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