He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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